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Re: Jurassic Park III Movie
spiderman@iglou.com wrote:
>
> I have a friend in the movie business who got his hands on the treatment
> to the sequel to Lost World. Of course, a lot is liable to change between
> now and when the next movie is released two years from now, but I have it
> on good authority that this treatment is very close...
>
> There will be no storyline, character development or plot of any kind. In
> fact, there won't even be any opening credits, save for the title. The
> movie will immediately launch into a solid two hours of people being
> chased and eventually consumed in a horrible, disgusting slow-motion
> fashion, by dinosaurs of various types. This will, of course, be set to a
> music track composed by today's hottest MTV bands, with a little classical
> thrown in for those over 40.
>
> I can't wait.
>
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