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Re: Dinosaur sex



I am sorry, but I just cannot understand why someone would pass on a chance to 
watch tyrannosaurid porn w/ a Dolly Parton soundtrack. 

What the hell are you guys thinking? This kind of thing is why beer was 
invented...

--- On Thu, 2/11/10, Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com> wrote:

> From: Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com>
> Subject: Re: Dinosaur sex
> To: dinosaur@usc.edu
> Date: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 8:44 PM
> Poorly animated Tyrannosaurus sex to
> the music of Kenny Rogers, 
> Lionel Richie, and Dolley Parton..? I would rather eat a 
> bowling ball. I wonder if "Killer Shrews" can be
> downloaded.... 
> 
> 
> --- On Wed, 2/10/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
> wrote:
> 
> > From: Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
> > Subject: Dinosaur sex
> > To: "DML" <dinosaur@usc.edu>
> > Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 9:53 PM
> >
> > /Coming on Valentine's Day
> > ...........
> > /
> > "This Valentineâs Day, February 14^th at 10pm ET/PT
> on
> > Discovery Channel, Locomotive Entertainment Group
> will
> > premiere /Tyrannosaurus Sex/. The one-hour special
> explores
> > the mysteries, wonders and newest evidence
> surrounding
> > ritual courtship and mating habits of dinosaurs. How
> did a
> > ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a female
> Titanosaur
> > support the weight of a male who was as long as a
> four-story
> > building is high? How did a Stegosaurus couple
> negotiate sex
> > with all those deadly plates and spikes?"
> > 
> > Are you wary? Does the threat of yet another round of
> > "ground breaking CGI" make your hair stand up? No
> fear, for
> > the people who bring us this scientific spectacular,
> The
> > Locomotive Entertainment Group "...was founded in 2009
> by
> > entertainment industry veterans Gabriel Gornell and
> Colleen
> > Seldin. The company develops and produces films,
> television
> > programming and live television events in a multitude
> of
> > genres with a slate for the first half of 2010 that
> will
> > include /Tyrannosaurus Sex/ for Discovery Channel this
> month
> > and /Ken
ecial shooting this April that will feature
> Kenny
> > Rogers. Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie, Allison Krauss,
> > Wynonna, and many more. /Locomotive Entertainment
> Group is
> > also a worldwide distributor of award winning films
> and
> > television." 
> > http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/09/tyrannosaurus-sex-yes-sex-premieres-on-discovery-february-14-at-10p/41494
> > 
> > You have been warned. I will either be watching a
> rerun of
> > "The Breed" a very cheap scifi channel rip off of the
> 1950s
> > classic "Attack of the Killer Shrews" or maybe eat a
> gun,
> > either of which will do less brain damage than this
> upcoming
> > one hour science spectacular.
> > 
> > Dan
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> 
> Â Â Â 
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