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Re: Dinosaur sex



But will you still respect yourself the morning after?

Dan

don ohmes wrote:
I am sorry, but I just cannot understand why someone would pass on a chance to watch tyrannosaurid porn w/ a Dolly Parton soundtrack.
What the hell are you guys thinking? This kind of thing is why beer was 
invented...

--- On Thu, 2/11/10, Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Dinosaur sex
To: dinosaur@usc.edu
Date: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 8:44 PM
Poorly animated Tyrannosaurus sex to
the music of Kenny Rogers, Lionel Richie, and Dolley Parton..? I would rather eat a bowling ball. I wonder if "Killer Shrews" can be downloaded....

--- On Wed, 2/10/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
wrote:

From: Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
Subject: Dinosaur sex
To: "DML" <dinosaur@usc.edu>
Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 9:53 PM

/Coming on Valentine's Day
...........
/
"This Valentineâs Day, February 14^th at 10pm ET/PT
on
Discovery Channel, Locomotive Entertainment Group
will
premiere /Tyrannosaurus Sex/. The one-hour special
explores
the mysteries, wonders and newest evidence
surrounding
ritual courtship and mating habits of dinosaurs. How
did a
ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a female
Titanosaur
support the weight of a male who was as long as a
four-story
building is high? How did a Stegosaurus couple
negotiate sex
with all those deadly plates and spikes?"

Are you wary? Does the threat of yet another round of
"ground breaking CGI" make your hair stand up? No
fear, for
the people who bring us this scientific spectacular,
The
Locomotive Entertainment Group "...was founded in 2009
by
entertainment industry veterans Gabriel Gornell and
Colleen
Seldin. The company develops and produces films,
television
programming and live television events in a multitude
of
genres with a slate for the first half of 2010 that
will
include /Tyrannosaurus Sex/ for Discovery Channel this
month
and /Ken
ecial shooting this April that will feature
Kenny
Rogers. Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie, Allison Krauss,
Wynonna, and many more. /Locomotive Entertainment
Group is
also a worldwide distributor of award winning films
and
television." 
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/09/tyrannosaurus-sex-yes-sex-premieres-on-discovery-february-14-at-10p/41494

You have been warned. I will either be watching a
rerun of
"The Breed" a very cheap scifi channel rip off of the
1950s
classic "Attack of the Killer Shrews" or maybe eat a
gun,
either of which will do less brain damage than this
upcoming
one hour science spectacular.

Dan