Re: Get your degree fast at DML University!

[Phil Bigelow <bigelowp@juno.com>]

The following URLs are *not* joke sites.  Get yerself ordained in 24 hrs!
 You say you're stuck at a dino dig and two of your crew mates need to
get married *immediately*?  No problem!  Marry 'em yourself!  Have your
scientific beliefs been challenged by ignorant religious groups?  No
problem!  Become an ordained religious leader and shame your critics into
silence!

Overview
http://www.apatheticagnostic.com


Application
http://www.formsite.com/uctaa/ordapp/index.html

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On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:20:26 -0500 mkirkaldy@aol.com writes:
> Slogging along without a degree? Want to read real science papers 
> instead of tacky abstracts? Think you're a scholar but no one else 
> does? An exclusive new benefit for Dinosaur Mailing List subscribers 
> is 
> the Ph.DML program. In just a few days, you can be a degreed 
> paleontologist and enjoy the fame, riches, and adventure heaped on 
> members of the digging glitterati. Jump to the top of employment 
> short 
> lists! Picture Dr. in front of your name--with no class work or 
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> your 
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> 
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> 
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> your 
> own journal and a museum. Turn your finds into traveling exhibits!
> 
> Apply today and we will include the M.DML and J.DML degrees at no 
> extra 
> cost!
> 
> Mary Kirkaldy
> Guidance Counselor
> Dinosaur Mailing List University
> 
> 
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