Get your degree fast at DML University!

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Slogging along without a degree? Want to read real science papers 
instead of tacky abstracts? Think you're a scholar but no one else 
does? An exclusive new benefit for Dinosaur Mailing List subscribers is 
the Ph.DML program. In just a few days, you can be a degreed 
paleontologist and enjoy the fame, riches, and adventure heaped on 
members of the digging glitterati. Jump to the top of employment short 
lists! Picture Dr. in front of your name--with no class work or 
dissertation required. Publish papers, appear on tv, commune with your 
new peers. No more nomen nudum for you!

Life experience counts; if you have a life, you can get our degree. 
Already have a degree? Our Ph.DMLogeny program grants you tenure, your 
own journal and a museum. Turn your finds into traveling exhibits!

Apply today and we will include the M.DML and J.DML degrees at no extra 
cost!

Mary Kirkaldy
Guidance Counselor
Dinosaur Mailing List University