Re: Bambiraptor Kansas Show HOMOR :o)

["dinotracker" <dinotracker@earthlink.net>]

    Jim Baker of Lawrence Journal-World said of Bambiraptor, "...a small,
meat-eating creature who lived about 75 million years ago and was a cross
between a dinosaur and a bird."

    Deduction :o) - - If true, Bambiraptor must have been the illegitimate
offspring of a bird (avian dinosaur) swooping down and molesting an
unsuspecting non-avian dinosaur, or else the bird would have fled such a
trans-specific sexual attack by aerial flight.  :-o

    Oh, I love the media!  :)

    Ray Stanford

"You know my method.  It is founded upon the observance of trifles." --
Sherlock Holmes in The Boscombe Valley Mystery

----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Corriss" <mcorriss@gate.net>
To: "DinosaurML" <dinosaur@usc.edu>
Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 2:12 AM
Subject: Bambiraptor Kansas Show


...
> An early bird
>
> By Jim Baker
>
> Imagine a chicken from hell - with sharp teeth, killer claws and a bad
> attitude. That should give you a pretty good idea of Bambiraptor
> feinbergi, a small, meat-eating creature who lived about 75 million years
> ago and was a cross between a dinosaur and a bird.
>
> Read the full story here:
> http://www.ljworld.com/section/livinglead/story/100026
>

-mpc
Michael Patrick Corriss