Re: Third Jurassic Park Movie Coming in 2000

[luisrey@ndirect.co.uk (luisrey)]

><< Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment will produce a third
> "Jurassic Park" motion picture

>One Question:

>WHY?!?

They needed a new job post for Godzilla. I'm sure it will be THAT realistic
(this time it will probably be feathered).

It will also include a twister, a  cheap-looking tsunami, taming a volcano
in the middle of the city and at the end it will show the second extintion
of the dinosaurs by a deep-impacting asteroid that will blow the Earth to
pieces.
Alas, the dinosaurs will survive saved by Batman and a sampling alien race
visiting the fourth of July.
John Williams will do the soundtrack of course (somehow the Star Wars tune
played backwards).
And the X-rated version will be even better.

Luis Rey

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