Re: Dinosaur Cereal ("joke")

[ldunn@milbank.com]

Jeremy Frost wrote:

I saw a cereal today that might interest some of you:  Jurassic Crunch.  It's 
a product inspired by the expected flood of merchandising that comes with any 
hit movie, but will probably get ridiculous with JP2.  I bought it just out of 
curios
ity and if you like cereal with marshmallows in it, it's actually pretty good.
 It's kinda geared toward kids, and has word searches and other stuff on the
back.  
     
     
     Oh no.  Jeremy obviously wasn't on the list when I posted this piece 
     of important information back in April.  Jeremy, no dinosaur stone 
     goes unturned on this list!
     
     If you're listening, God, please not another "merchandizing of 
     dinosaurs" thread!
     
     I see by looking at the side of the box that Jurassiv Crunch is chock 
     full of essential minerals.
     
     Regards,
     
     Larry
     Please disregard any funky "attachments" messages -- my e-mail program 
     at work misbehaves.
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