FW: JOKE - Stress Relief (fwd)

[Louise Sugar <dragonfyr@tycho.com>]

Off topic but somehow appropos lately



Forwarded message:
> 
> You might try the following method to relieve stress:
> 
> Picture yourself near a stream.
> 
> Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.
> 
> Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
> 
> You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."
> 
> The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of
> serenity.
> 
> The water is clear. The brook gurgles and the air is cool...
> 
> You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding
> under the water.
> 
> Look! It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.
> 
> What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for a quick breath...then
> *splosh slosh*!... back under they go...
> 
> Allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.
> 
> There, now... feeling better? <g>
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> 
> DISCLAIMER:
> The above words in no way express the opinion of the sender or his
> employer, but they are funny!
> 
> 
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