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DINO FUN?!?[joke]
DINOSAUR FUN?!? By Lucifer's Beard what kind of madness is
this?!? Of all the arse-narfing, hanky-panky, higgly-piggly, jiggery-
pokery, tom-foolery we have ever seen...! WE WILL REMAIN SILENT NO
LONGER! Dinosaurs are not fun! They are old dead animals! Not "funny-
stuff"! Now you have gone too far! We are the CITIZENS FOR A DINOSAUR-
FREE MEDIA, and this is our 10-point manifesto:
1)Under no circumstances are the terms "dinosaur" and "fun" to be
used in conjunction. Violators shall be prosecuted to the fullest
extent permissible by the ICZN.
2)Anyone caught using the word "raptor" shall be personally wedgied
by our Liberation Squad.
3)There shall be a new zero-tolerance policy on active poses and
feathers in all dinosaur art. As well, only shades of dark brown,
dark green, and grey are to be used. Those who do not comply will
have their artist's licences revoked.
4)Those found worshipping Jurassic Park and/or Steven Speilberg shall
be stripped, redressed in a lab coat or three-piece suit (wedgie
squad director's discression) and be forced to convert into a lab-
monkey.
5)No palaeontologists are to enjoy their work under any circumstances
or they shall be forced to undergo an extensive lectutre by a
litany of grade 5 science teachers until they realize just how
boring science really is.
6)Children will only be allowed to read wedgie squad approved
textbooks from the 1940's, with all pictures and refferences to
behaviour blotted out with a big ol' black Jiffy Marker.
7)Science and dinosaurs are to be made in no way attractive or
interesting to the public by any means. Legal action against Bill
Nye The Science Guy and Bob Bakker is pending.
8)Dinosaur toy shippments will be cheese bombed and all Toys R Us'
razed to the ground. Besides, they can put out kid's eyes.
9)All books on dinosaurs are to be recalled and properly edited until
they have reached our carefully determined quotas of "dry" and
"tasteless".
and finally;
10)THERE WILL DINOSAUR CEREAL OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!!
You have been warned. That is all.
Sieg Heil!
this message brought to you by the
CITIZENS FOR A DINOSAUR-FREE MEDIA
courtesy of your local Snidley Whiplash,
Cory Gross, NYARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR
[and just to beat you do-gooders to the punch, THIS IS A JOKE! okay?]
*******light a candle for my sins and burn me to the ground********
* Cory Gross * the Text of Palaeogothica *
* gros4891@adc.mtroyal.ab.ca * http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/9094 *
* palaeogothica@hotmail.com * *
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*ThE mINd Is mY PlaYPeN*
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Lost World"
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