Re: Egg Theives [joke]

[Bill Hunt <bhunt@fix.net>]

>Rats, mice, ferrets, and other small mammals cannot even gnaw through
>eggs the size of a chickens', because they do not have a large enough
>gape to get a "bite". They can only hope to break them in their
>attempts to cache them.

>Now, extrapolate that to cat-size (max) mammals before K/T with eggs
>bigger than an ostrich's (and with a thicker shell) and I think you
>will concede that the problem still exists..........

Hmmmm. . . Well . . . Maybe those clever little mammals they just
stole all the big dumb dinosaur eggs.  Yeah, thats it!  And, and, and
they hollered and yelled at the dinosaurs . . .  "Hey LOOK!  . .  Up
in the SKY!  . . IT'S A COMET!!!  . . . .  no, No, NO. . . IT'S A
BOLIDE!!" . . . .  You know, so as to distract and confuse the
dinosaurs while they stole their eggs.  Yeah, That's it!  That's the
ticket!

Oops, Sorry.  Don't know what got into me.

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