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Fossil replacements
The following fossils are believed to have been offered contracts to serve as
replacement players during the major league players' strike:
Pitchers--
Nolan T. Ryanosaurus
Gaylord Pterryosaur
Bob Vealoceraptor
Bob Triceratops
Catchers--
Rico Cartytheosaurus (also played OF, DH)
Dave Skaggsosaurus
First baseman--
Pancho Herrerasaur
Second basemen--
Ted Sizemoresaurus
Steve Staggsoceras
Shortstops--
Gene Alleyosaurus
Coot Vealoceraptor
Third baseman--
Don Demeterodon
Andy Careytheosaurus
Outfielders--
Willie Maysisaura
Tony Olivaraptor
Jim T. Riceratops
Lou Brockiosaurus
Mark Coreytheosaurus
Designated hitter--
Ann Kylosaurus
(No professional baseball experience, but swings a meaner club with her butt
than most already signed replacements do with both hands.)