Doggerelosaurus

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Be Prepared!

If you meet a charging Triceratops,  
don't just stand there--call the cops!
No need to worry about Brachiosaurus;
leave her alone and she'll just ignore us.
If you're chased by Allosaurus
you might have time to hide in the forest,
but if you see Tyranosaurus Rex,
your only chance is to run like heck!
And if you encounter Velociraptor,
it's the end of the line,  the verse,  and chapter.


The Gypsy Bird

For seeing the future,  near and far,
none could match the Tarot-saur.


(I make this stuff up to amuse my dinosaur-obsessed 4-year-old.)