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12 Dino days

Dinogeorge <Dinogeorge@aol.com> wrote:
>THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (Condensed One-verse Version):

>O'er the twelve days of Christmas,
>My true love sent to me:

>[Grand totals omitted]

When I was a kid I composed the following Mesozoic variation:

THE TWELVE MESOZOIC DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (Last Verse Only):

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:

12 Ankylosaurs a-clubbing
11 Parasaurolophus a-honking
10 Triceratops a-charging
 9 Sauropods a-herding
 8 Dryosaurs a-darting
 7 Plesiosaurs a-swimming
 6 Protoceratops a-laying
 5 Iridium rings
 4 Protobirds
 3 Tyrannosaurs
 2 Deinonychids
 
 AND A QUETZALCOATLUS IN A PEAR TREE!!!
 
                             -- Dave