-- On Thu, 2/11/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com> wrote:
But will you still respect yourself
the morning after?
Me? I don't own a TV, and so am not personally involved.
Anyhow, let me get this straight; y'all will buy (and presumably watch) a TV, but draw the line at a mix of icons like tyrannosaurs and Dolly Parton? How strange. I can imagine that watching "American Idol" or "Lost" or "CBS News" could, or at least should, trigger some serious self-respect issues, but not "Miss 9 to 5" and the King (and Queen) of Beasts.
They should let her do the narration! Or maybe Beyonce...
I am telling you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime cultural opportunity. You can watch
"Killer Shrews" anytime...
Dan
don ohmes wrote:
I am sorry, but I just cannot understand why someone
would pass on a chance to watch tyrannosaurid porn w/ a
Dolly Parton soundtrack.
What the hell are you guys thinking? This kind of
thing is why beer was invented...
--- On Thu, 2/11/10, Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com>
wrote:
From: Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Dinosaur sex
To: dinosaur@usc.edu
Date: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 8:44 PM
Poorly animated Tyrannosaurus sex to
the music of Kenny Rogers, Lionel Richie, and
Dolley Parton..? I would rather eat a bowling ball. I wonder
if "Killer Shrews" can be
downloaded....
--- On Wed, 2/10/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
wrote:
From: Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
Subject: Dinosaur sex
To: "DML" <dinosaur@usc.edu>
Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 9:53 PM
/Coming on Valentine's Day
...........
/
"This Valentineâs Day, February 14^th at
10pm ET/PT
on
Discovery Channel, Locomotive Entertainment
Group
will
premiere /Tyrannosaurus Sex/. The one-hour
special
explores
the m
steries, wonders and newest evidence
surrounding
ritual courtship and mating habits of
dinosaurs. How
did a
ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a
female
Titanosaur
support the weight of a male who was as long
as a
four-story
building is high? How did a Stegosaurus
couple
negotiate sex
with all those deadly plates and spikes?"
Are you wary? Does the threat of yet another
round of
"ground breaking CGI" make your hair stand up?
No
fear, for
the people who bring us this scientific
spectacular,
The
Locomotive Entertainment Group "...was founded
in 2009
by
entertainment industry veterans Gabriel
Gornell and
Colleen
Seldin. The company develops and produces
films,
television
programming and live television events in a
multitude
of
genres with a slate for the first half of 2010
that
will
include /Tyrannosaurus Sex/ for Discovery
Channel this
month
and /Ken
ecial shooting this April that will feature
Kenny
Rogers. Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie, Allison
Krauss,
Wynonna, and many more. /Locomotive
Entertainment
Group is
also a worldwide distributor of award winning
films
and
television."
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/09/tyrannosaurus-sex-yes-sex-premieres-on-discovery-february-14-at-10p/41494
You have been warned. I will either be
watching a
rerun of
"The Breed" a very cheap scifi channel rip off
of the
1950s
classic "Attack of the Killer Shrews" or maybe
eat a
gun,
either of which will do less brain damage than
this
upcoming
one hour science spectacular.
Dan