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Re: Dinosaur sex



-- On Thu, 2/11/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com> wrote:

> But will you still respect yourself
> the morning after?

Me? I don't own a TV, and so am not personally involved.

Anyhow, let me get this straight; y'all will buy (and presumably watch) a TV, 
but draw the line at a mix of icons like tyrannosaurs and Dolly Parton? How 
strange. I can imagine that watching "American Idol" or "Lost" or "CBS News" 
could, or at least should, trigger some serious self-respect issues, but not 
"Miss 9 to 5" and the King (and Queen) of Beasts. 

They should let her do the narration! Or maybe Beyonce...

I am telling you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime cultural opportunity. You can 
watch "Killer Shrews" anytime...
 
> Dan
> 
> don ohmes wrote:
> > I am sorry, but I just cannot understand why someone
> would pass on a chance to watch tyrannosaurid porn w/ a
> Dolly Parton soundtrack. 
> > What the hell are you guys thinking? This kind of
> thing is why beer was invented...
> > 
> > --- On Thu, 2/11/10, Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> > 
> >ÂÂÂ
> >> From: Paul P <turtlecroc@yahoo.com>
> >> Subject: Re: Dinosaur sex
> >> To: dinosaur@usc.edu
> >> Date: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 8:44 PM
> >> Poorly animated Tyrannosaurus sex to
> >> the music of Kenny Rogers, Lionel Richie, and
> Dolley Parton..? I would rather eat a bowling ball. I wonder
> if "Killer Shrews" can be
> >> downloaded.... 
> >> 
> >> --- On Wed, 2/10/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
> >> wrote:
> >> 
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> From: Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
> >>> Subject: Dinosaur sex
> >>> To: "DML" <dinosaur@usc.edu>
> >>> Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 9:53 PM
> >>> 
> >>> /Coming on Valentine's Day
> >>> ...........
> >>> /
> >>> "This Valentineâs Day, February 14^th at
> 10pm ET/PT
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> on
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> Discovery Channel, Locomotive Entertainment
> Group
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> will
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> premiere /Tyrannosaurus Sex/. The one-hour
> special
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> explores
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> the m
steries, wonders and newest evidence
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> surrounding
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> ritual courtship and mating habits of
> dinosaurs. How
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> did a
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a
> female
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> Titanosaur
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> support the weight of a male who was as long
> as a
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> four-story
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> building is high? How did a Stegosaurus
> couple
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> negotiate sex
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> with all those deadly plates and spikes?"
> >>> 
> >>> Are you wary? Does the threat of yet another
> round of
> >>> "ground breaking CGI" make your hair stand up?
> No
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> fear, for
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> the people who bring us this scientific
> spectacular,
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> The
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> Locomotive Entertainment Group "...was founded
> in 2009
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> by
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> entertainment industry veterans Gabriel
> Gornell and
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> Colleen
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> Seldin. The company develops and produces
> films,
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> television
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> programming and live television events in a
> multitude
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> of
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> genres with a slate for the first half of 2010
> that
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> will
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> include /Tyrannosaurus Sex/ for Discovery
> Channel this
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> month
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> and /Ken
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> > ecial shooting this April that will feature
> >ÂÂÂ
> >> Kenny
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> Rogers. Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie, Allison
> Krauss,
> >>> Wynonna, and many more. /Locomotive
> Entertainment
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> Group is
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> also a worldwide distributor of award winning
> films
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> and
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> television." 
> >>> http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/09/tyrannosaurus-sex-yes-sex-premieres-on-discovery-february-14-at-10p/41494
> >>> 
> >>> You have been warned. I will either be
> watching a
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
>
>> rerun of
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> "The Breed" a very cheap scifi channel rip off
> of the
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> 1950s
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> classic "Attack of the Killer Shrews" or maybe
> eat a
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> gun,
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> either of which will do less brain damage than
> this
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
> >> upcoming
> >>Â ÂÂÂ
> >>> one hour science spectacular.
> >>> 
> >>> Dan
> >>> 
> >>> 
> >>> 
> >>>Â Â ÂÂÂ
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> > 
> >ÂÂÂ
> 
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