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Re: Velociraptor Awareness Day
No, Zombie Awareness sayings are...
Use your brains or lose your brains:
The walking undead, wanna eat what's in your head.
You're not my hombre, if you're a zombie.
Don't get bit, but if you do, don't keep it from your friends until you
suddenly turn into a zombie and try to eat them. Be polite, reveal your bite.
Andrew
----- Original Message ----
From: Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
To: deathspresso@yahoo.com
Cc: maniraptor@yahoo.com; dinosaur@usc.edu
Sent: Sun, April 18, 2010 12:21:18 PM
Subject: Re: Velociraptor Awareness Day
Your four lines of poetry might apply equally to Zombie Apocalypse
Awareness Day.
Dan
Andrew Simpson wrote:
> I say one should wear full camouflage with odor elimination spray, be fully
> armed at all times and or remain in a well defended area on Velociraptor
> Awareness Day.
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> Popular public service messages...
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> It's not nice, to be sliced and diced.
> Be embedded, or get shredded.
> Hide in your room, or be consumed.
> We'll all be elated, if you're not eviscerated
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> --Andrew
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Garth Godsman <maniraptor@yahoo.com>
> To: dinosaur@usc.edu
> Sent: Sun, April 18, 2010 8:16:27 AM
> Subject: Re: Velociraptor Awareness Day
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> Nothing else would really do, would it? ;)
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> Garth
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> Utopianism's "sole function is to allow its devotees to condemn what exists
> in the name of what does not." Jean-François Revel
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> --- On Sun, 18/4/10, Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com> wrote:
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> From: Dan Chure <danchure@easilink.com>
> Subject: Re: Velociraptor Awareness Day
> To: maniraptor@yahoo.com
> Cc: dinosaur@usc.edu
> Received: Sunday, 18 April, 2010, 10:48 PM
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> What color ribbon and wrist band is appropriate to wear on Velociraptor
> Awareness Day? Blood red?
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> Dan
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> Garth Godsman wrote:
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>> At last! An awareness raising campaign I actually am happy to support.
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>> Utopianism's "sole function is to allow its devotees to condemn what exists
>> in the name of what does not." Jean-François Revel
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>> From: quailspg@frii.com <quailspg@frii.com>
>> Subject: Velociraptor Awareness Day
>> To: dinosaur@usc.edu
>> Received: Sunday, 18 April, 2010, 5:40 AM
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>> According to a news article I clipped last year, today is Velociraptor
>> Awareness Day (see below). I *assume* it's an annual thing. :-)
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>> -- Donna Braginetz
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>> April 17. Date chosen by the Velociraptor
>> Awareness Group on Facebook to host
>> candlelight vigils for "victims," screen
>> the "Jurassic Park" movies and discuss
>> strategies to ward off prehistoric reptiles.
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